imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

mysterydisease:

MGMT by Andy Ford

beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band ring: $2999
Chanel diamond ear rings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lace detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: priceless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band ring: $2999

Chanel diamond ear rings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lace detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: priceless

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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